She drinks she smokes she'll even snort coke When she's on drugs she's a real bad joke She'll lie she'll cheat she'll even sell her diamond leash just to score some Hashish She's my little drug sniffin dog She's my little drug sniffin dog I found her at a ** auction I had to choose between her and a Dachshund When I looked in her eyes I got a boner cause I knew she was a stoner She's my little drug sniffin dog She's my little drug sniffin dog She hardly ever touches her dinner Every day she's getting thinner and thinner She's so weak she can hardly climb the stairs and I don't think she really cares And she's shedding off all her hairs I found her last night in the street gutter She thought she was a jar of peanut butter All the dogs in the hood are gone and quit when they taste her latest hit (She's my little drug sniffin dog)4