+i wear Purple socks, that nobody knows about+

• Maybe
  
• 13 Lucky Days
  
• Lobster Man
  
• Wet Dog
  
• Jack + Fanta
  
• Polka-dot Bandana Nightmare
  
• Secret
• Eyebrow in General
• Baboomboom Baboomboom
  
• Muavian Landlord
• Instant Happy!
  

You were all I had 
just like the UPS has brown
you were all I had 
just like the managers run this town
Those words you yelled across the field 
got lost in the wind 
and all the songs you tried to teach me
I forgot how they begin
The weather never looked this nice befo'
since you came through my door
Tell me, will you stay or
will you leave.
Please stay with Ted Danson

You think you know but you really don't
I'll kick you in the neck don't ya think I won't
Sippin' a Martini in your suit, tie, and vest
I ran your girlfriend over 
drunk on Milwaukees beast, GO! Push It!
I heard your dad bought you a gnu sports car
I'll slash yer tires
you won't get far
If I had a stick of dynamite
I'd blow yer family outta sight tonite! Go!
Why do you get all the chix?
Why can't they see, your a dick?
You try to be a ladies man
I will only be
Who I am

It sure is sad
That you're leaving me but it's O.K.
Cause I got things to do anyway

It makes me mad
That you went so far
Ten thousand miles is a long way for a path

MAYBE if I was more nice
MAYBE if I was home on time
You would still be by my side

Now that I think, MAYBE it's not all my fault
You used to scream a lot at me

You called me dumb
You called me fat
You called me slow
 and I hated that!

MAYBE if I was more nice
MAYBE if I was home on time
You would still stand by my side

You must know that I tried real hard
You must see I love you so

But that's O.K., that's O.K., that's O.K.,
that's O.K., that's O.K.!!!!

Can you keep a secret
Promise not to tell a soul
If you do, you will wither up and die

People tell me things I don't really wanna know
I close my ears but not my eyes
Only you can kill my fears

You came to me in a dream in a birthday party scene
People laughed people sang and they all ran out on me

If your home tonight, and you somehow hear this song
Pick up the phone cause I'm alone and you know I that will
I'm out of cash I'm out of gas and I'm getting nowhere fast
Pick me up in your van and we'll form a master plan

You came to me in a dream in a birthday party scene
People laughed people sang and they all ran out on me

(Various Spanish sounding noises!)

You came to me in a dream in a birthday party scene
People laughed people sang and they all ran out on me

Thanks to the Great "Brian Valley"
for the transcribe of 'Maybe & Secret' lyrics.

[Dead Milkmen | Town Managers]